I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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