So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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