Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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