I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just threw up on my dentist
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
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He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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