Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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