yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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