So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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