ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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