a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
