I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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