Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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