We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm both gender and math confused
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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