he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
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I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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