if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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