whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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