Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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