I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize
