i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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