No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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