anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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