You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
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Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
im on a boat
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