I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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