You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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