he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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