Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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