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I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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