"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
You need a sexual gate keeper
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
