i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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