There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
My feet surprised me
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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