You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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