Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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