Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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