Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
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There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
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You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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