Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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