I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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