We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Randomize
