Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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