I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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