I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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