I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just had sex on a roof
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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