honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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