god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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