Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
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I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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