i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
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She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
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