Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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