White coat. Heels.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
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Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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