It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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