Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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