it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
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Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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