i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
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I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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