Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....