My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
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The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
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