Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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